Dear Dennis,
The assault on Waitrose was successful and we were victorious. My team arrived back at camp almost exactly halfway through the Grand Prix so all of the brunettes’ objectives were met. I have averted two minor skirmishes between Saul and Charlie and have lit the barbeque although apparently I always burn everything and so Charlie has been tasked with blackening the sausages. I don’t really mind but I set his chair on the edge of the patio so when he sat down he fell off – there that’ll show him. I received a scowl from the brunette for my efforts but at least Saul thought it was funny and we giggled. I have organised three books, an AV multi-selector and a pair of two-way radios to sell on Ebay so far. I am going to mount my wind turbine on the wall/roof this afternoon and am whittling a couple of clamping blocks for the pole to do the job. I could really do with a circular saw as in all my years I’ve never been able to saw a straight or true line and spend hours trying to sand things straight again and then they usually end up too small or short and I have to try again. Our pregnant queen is suffering in the heat and she is lying under the dining table now but her tummy keeps bobbling as the kittens move about (I just hope there aren’t too many). Saul needs me to go and play with him now – I’m going to be General Grievous but I do get to fly the Millennium Falcon – I’ll let you know how it all goes later or tomorrow.
David
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