Dear Dennis,
Not to worry – the brunette has found an ‘otel (and amazingly we could pay using paypal!). They seem to converse in a strange dialect up there but I’m sure she’ll cope – she is after all a BSc Hons and no longer a HSe Wf.
I sign-on today so I’m gathering myself for the inevitable anti-self-esteem gas they release in ‘that’ building. It smells like a mixture of B.O., Linx and OMO washing powder. It is always worse in this weather but then at the end of the summer we start to get feint traces of coconut essence from the tanning lotions and the floor gets slightly sandy from where my co-signers time it a bit tight and have to dash over from the airport once they touch-down from their hols. I just don’t know what the excuse will be this week for not granting me any benefits but hopefully they’ve not added any other branch offices to the wide range they seem to send my claim to on a regular basis. I know they are trying to “lose” my claim and miraculously it has resisted being “lost” up until now but some day soon they are going to tell me they have no record of my claim and I’ll have to start the process all over again. I gave up on my MP a while ago as he just seemed to make things worse with his “I demand you do something about this” letters.
Have to go now as washing up needs doing and my hot-melt glue gun is warmed and ready for the daily toy mending session.
D
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