8 July 2006

-----Original Message-----From: dennis Sent: Friday, July 07, 2006 11:59 AMTo: David
Subject: RE: Radio Active
Dear Dave
I have had a neck since some twit ran into the back of my company van some years ago. Congrats to the brunette it's a big thing. Not the hat the degree. An hons eh , I 've seen that somewhere too. I believe though that it means more depending upon whom it is attached and what their actually like in action.Saul has what I believe is called a "hole in the heart". I had one of those when I was born and had a pioneerin op when I was 3. As you see I am unaffected and I will gladly show him my scar. I believe that they are more common than I knew and that indeed they do heal up on their own. I read an interesting study though that showed a link between that and migraine. They found that in many sufferers that they either had had or had an undiagnised / unhealed HITH. It's on the web somewhere.Still no Fridgemagnets cd sorry.I'm listening to the Stones at the moment they were great you know and some of the songs are very easy. I need some sheet music and a slide guitar now. Dino



Dear Dennis,
I believe I’ve never been to bed with an “Honourable” person before (I presume hons means honourable). I made her honourshipness two cups of coffee yesterday – I’m trying to get some birthday honours.

Yes, you’ve hit the HITH on the head there mate although looking it up on the wibbly wobbly and all I get from googly is Hole In the Head – some affliction of tropical fish I believe. We’ve got pamphlets though and the brunette is virtually a doctor now so she surely knows. I’ve been adjusting an old parking radar module I had from one of the robots, trying to tune it to be able to “see through” clothes, skin and gizzards – I can’t find out what frequency to use though and I can’t even “see through” one of the kittens (one has to test these things on animals first) but don’t tell the ALF neighbours! Maybe I should increase the voltage in the transducer. I thought in one experiment I had it tuned just right and it was seeing through the kitten but when I looked around the lead screen the little bugger had moved! I had to get the sellotape out.

Did I tell you there was a SAUL WHATSIT picking up a degree in Geography (human) at the Uni ceremony? What a coincidence.

I’ve got no Stones music – something I’ve regretted for a while now.

Ah! Good news – Mr Income Tax contacted me and has completed his investigation of my tax payments whilst at the factory and especially the money Rita took off my redundancy settlement – Mr Tax is going to refund me a thing for more than a FASAND QUID !! a windfall indeed! I’m over joyed! My thoughts immediately sidled over towards a roof extension for the shed but the brunette caught me looking at the lumber catalogue and says the children need clothes and shoes then food then banks then credit cards then car service then ink cartridges for the printer … my shed didn’t even feature on her list! Still, never mind, I expect she’s right – she normally is – I’ve seen a skip down the road with some interesting bits of wood in so I’ll take a trip out late this evening and see what I can get.

Now, I’ve got the tax question resolved so who do I speak to about the weight problem? Since they spat me out of the factory three years ago, I’ve gained an incredible 5 stones! It is clearly the factory’s fault so who can I talk to about it? Compensation? I’ve only put it all on as a result of being made redundant so surely it is Rita’s fault. I should maybe try writing to Paul & Gordon in the first instance.

Any road it’s a Saturday and I’ve some very important things to be doing.
D.