My dear friend,
I’m quite pleased your ears are back to normal but how is Carols throat? Have you any more info on Watford? Do you know ought about Savonius vanes? Where is that piece of scaffold pole? My experiences with the benefits agency took an unexpected turn today – I’m still not receiving benefits after first applying on 5th April (that’s not the surprising bit) but today I was asked if I was still a full time student – I was flabber ghasted – I’ve not been a full time student since April 2005 – this clerical error is apparently the main cause of me not receiving any benefit money for our little family of four. I have to admit to getting rather hot under the collar with them today and was immediately surrounded by non-english speaking security boys who kept saying “man back come” at me. At first I thought they wanted me to come back and I explained I hadn’t yet gone anywhere but it later transpired that I should wait until some guy came back from going to investigate the problem. Any road I think I’ll write it all down under the title “It took me two years to claim unemployment benefit and this is how I did it”. Tell me, if a Tourette’s person was never taught swear words, what would they shout? If one of our kids suffered from it I’d try only to teach him complicated math formulae or something more useful than w@nkers! Just imagine … E=Mc2!! or Hydrolysis!! I’m probably being insensitive but it all makes perfect sense to me at this moment although in a weeks time I’d struggle to find the mind-set that took me to that thought.
Right then I’ll hear from you in a month or so …
Ah you’re a pilot aren’t you? Could you get me a gyroscope? I’m making a self balancing wheeled device.
Thanks
D
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