Dear Dennis,
Let me put you in the picture … temperature at my keyboard is 29 degrees, one child dressed and the youngest refusing (Saul stayed in pyjamas all day yesterday), listening to Chas ‘n’ Dave, children have breakfasted, bathroom needs cleaning, front room needs tidying, kitchen needs a ceiling, Sauls bedroom (can’t see the floor) needs tidying as does Charlie’s, fridge still full of the food the brunette left and planned for me to feed the kids with whilst she was away, takeaway wrappers overflowing from the bin, dining table currently supporting:
my cordless drill,
a Tennon saw,
set of spanners (English),
two IDE hard drives,
dismantled stereo (Chas ‘n’ Dave playing on PC),
two temperature gauges,
several dead or dying batteries
seven used breakfast bowls
three cups of cold tea (Asam)
1 pile of unopened mail
another pile of unopened mail
1 roll of sellotape
instruction leaflet for a pedometer
pile of washing I took off the line yesterday in the rain
1 broken place mat
half of Sauls bowl of “Cheerio’s” (cats have seen off the milk but refuse the cheerio’s)
Next doors front door key (they went away at the beginning of the week and left me to … FEED THEIR CAT … hang on back in a bit
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