My dear Dino,
I’ve not heard from the man yet from my interview this past Tuesday as he promised and so can only surmise he delved into my background just a little too deeply and has deemed feedback unnecessary, as I should have known better than to apply in the first place. I’ve heard of a job going at the London Zoo training Meer Cats to use computers – apparently the Army has suffered cutbacks and now is considering using them to act as lookouts and then to email in reports on enemy positions. I understand a server is to be buried and installed underground in a burrow with terminals in each burrow branch opening and linked via Ethernet and fibre. I suggested at my interview they ought to maybe consider Blackberries but it seems the meer cats can’t hold them properly and they keep pressing the volume button when climbing trees behind enemy lines and they’ve tried giving them belts with pouches for the devices but they keep slipping down as they don’t have discernable waists. Personally I think they could have persevered and tried braces or shoulder holsters but I didn’t push it as I didn’t want to appear too cocky at the first interview. If I do get the job though it’ll be nice to wear my camouflage jacket and slotted balaclava again. Any way I’d better go as the brunette is doing something with aubergines and seems to have forgotten the meat again. Hope you’ve got over your jet-lag now from your Bolivian adventure. Chin up fella.
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